Hello, I'm Mickey Mouse!
You have touched my shirt. This shirt has been with my family for, oh, years.
Well, ever since elementary school, when I got it. And it still sort of
fits! As an added bonus, it has those nifty different-colored sleeve cuffs
and collar, as seen in many popular alterna-kids ouftifs today. Just goes to
show that not only do I always dress stylishly, but I'm usually far ahead
of the trend. Well, enough of that...