Todd's Ceiling's Hompage


This is a photo of my ceiling (yes, it's upside-down, you silly person) . My ceiling didn't scan it in, I did. Don't laugh...you try maintaining a home page with no appendages and no discernable sentience. Harumph. Cybersnobs give me the hives. Anyways, most people in the world can't even do e-mail and my ceiling has its spot on the Web - this is what a Rice education does for you. The walls may have ears, but that's peanuts compared to what my ceiling's got!

Okay, this has gotten too silly...

(Oh, and I suppose you'll want to know exactly why there are footprints on my ceiling? And why is there a bat? (Which you only would have asked about had you actually visited our room) Well, bats always hang from ceilings, and the footsteps I got from an album called Dance Dance Dance which has some really cool disco covers, including a Star Wars medley (medleys!) and "I'm Your Boogie Man", but more importantly, they're a special dance move I'm perfecting. Heck, if Lionel Richie can dance on the ceiling, surely I can do a couple of moves...I'm no slacker!)

Woohoo!!! This page was delicately plucked from the billions of pages out there in the world and run through a rigorous testing process, and finally, uh, well, someone actually looked here and picked it for Mirsky's Worst of the Web for August 3, 1995. Gosh, guys, I'm...aw...shucks! Now I'll definitely go ahead with those plans to put in the page about the crawlspace...just let me go scan in the photos...hold on...
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Todd "Odd Ox" Stadler

stadler@rice.edu